ITALY'S RED-SAUCE PASTA

Sing it to the tune of "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer".

Ita-ly's Red-Sauce Pasta!
Had a very meaty sauce! (WITH LOTSA MEATBALLS)
And if you ever saw it
Your face would be at a loss (LIKE ALWAYS)
All of the liv-er-wurst-ies
Used to laugh and call it names (LIKE ALFREDO)
They never let poor Pasta
JOIN IN ANY WURSTIE GAAMES! (LIKE YAHTZEE!)
Then one soggy Christmas Eve
Finland came to say (HO HO HO)
"Pasta with your sauce so bright,
Please be Su-san's dinner tonight!"
Then all the wursties loved it
And they shouted out with glee (YIPEE)
"Italy's red-sauce pasta,
You're gonna be history!" (LIKE PAPA ROME)
YOU'RE GONNA BE HIIIIIS-TOOOOOOO-RYYYYYYY!